Marilyn Manson...What a time to be alive...Rizzo was a Hot Topic guy...The reason we discuss that is because the rumor of his ribs being removed for "things" ...A woman had hers removed so that she can make a crown with them...A man in LA found his dog still living in the rubble of his house after 5 days...A guy is so obsessed with the game rock, paper, scissors, that he has figured out the perfect way to play it and win....Butch and Suni, who are the astronauts that are stuck in space, are NOT DEAD...Although they might be upset that a company figured out how to get a wooden satellite into space...Note to self...Need to get a job done right, buy a parka...A college kid could not figure out for 2 years why his water bill was $700...An investigative TV reporter with a parka helped him figure out the problem...He was paying his neighbors bill as well...We ran down the NFL weekend and the highlights...Arby's is renaming certain items on their menu this week to help you feel better about ditching your New Year's resolution...Elvis Presley's jock strap is up for auction...It is Rhinestone and a size medium...The current bid is 50k...Dennis Quaid was talking about the wildfires and Rizzo couldn't stop wondering where Randy Quaid had been...No worries...He took us down a rabbit hole of Randy...Lets rename some fat foods...As we look at some fast food menus, we chose the Triple Whopper...We went through the Long John Silver's menu...If you want a juicy mouth, just be careful when you place that order...An inflation charge? A man is going viral for being quite upset about one...Is he a pee-wee? Sure...But adding all these charges does suck...There is a donut shortage at Dunkin Donuts...It says it is only affecting 4% of the stores, but it feels like more...The most expensive mansion in LA has been destroyed...It is worth $125 million...A couple was arrested AGAIN for getting it on in public...This time at a laundromat...We are here to David Schwimmer you if you will allow us...All you have to do is listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!