Could it be the white bean chicken chili that has Rizzo's voice off today? Let's get things going on this super cold day with Opening Audio...The snow was flying in Florida and the folks there made a snow plow out of a box of beer and a pole...A dog that keeps going viral for not knowing how to bark seems to be struggling and the family seems to want him to go viral...A woman went viral for getting her "crazies" out before a date...Someone tell that man to remember the name John Wayne Bobbit...What is with the mysterious balls forcing the closure of beaches in Australia? We investigate...A man was arrested for a road rage incident and then was arrested again for trying to purchase the organs of a child...We had the latest update on the lawsuit happening with Rabbit Rabbit and Asheville Pizza & Brewing...Authorities are saying 4 Chilean nationals are responsible for breaking into Joe Burrow's house last month...You can have a lovely Valentine's Day meal at Waffle House here in Asheville...We delved into the viral comments made by new rapper David Blunts who is 600lbs and has dedicated himself to crowd surfing...He should rethink that...For some reason listeners like to come up to him and talk to him about all of their ailments...We played guess the ailment...One listener came up to him about a deep dark ailment...A few listeners got it right with Hemorrhoids...Who would be on your celebrity cruise? We ran down a list and listeners gave their thoughts...Charlie Sheen? Steve Harvey? Jim Carey? Robert Goulet? ...It is quite the cruise of pleasure...Donald Trump will be in Western North Carolina to personally survey the damage and recovery efforts...Marylin Manson has announced a US tour that will be making a stop not too far from us...Cinemark had a fill up your own container promotion over the weekend and it went as expected...What also went as expected is this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!