TRUMP DAY!! President Trump arrives in Asheville today...Let's get to Opening Audio...A 12 year old boy was caught with a Nicolas Cage poster in his locker...We also found out today that Rizzo does NOT like Cheetos...He is not American...A mother discovered that her kids got into her father's urn...AKA her Paw Paw...The problem is they were on the floor, and she vacuumed them up and one of her kids possibly ate some...Ever been involved in a Gary Harper slap and tickle situation? Gary Harper is the leading investigative TV reporter in the country...Yet his stories never lead to news completion...A woman sitting in the hospital with her newborn, pulled the plug on her baby's monitor just to get the nurse to come in so she can have the nurse get her a turkey sandwich...You could win $10,000 from Oddspedia just by watching the Superbowl...Spirit Airlines is laying out some new rules about your dress and tattoos...They can remove you from the plane or not let you board if they deem any of it lewd...Jeff has purchased a TushGuard seat cushion to sit on whenever he needs it...Has he crossed over to the villages? Is Barack Obama getting it on with Jennifer Aniston? The rumors are flying...Jenn's DM's were supposedly leaked...They would make a good couple...We have another jewel heist here in Asheville...Yesterday we talked about a woman who stole jewelry from a retirement community in town...Today we have a handyman who stole $175,000 worth of Rolex watches...Three death stories that are bizarre coming your way...The first one was a family living with one of their relatives since the beginning of the summer...The second one was a man who shot an Instacart driver because his wife forgot to tell him she ordered groceries and he thought it was an intruder...The third was death by bull...A farmer was gored by his own bull...What is alive is this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!