Nice to meet you Zack Cluck you chicken perv...Thats a man who is obsessed with everything chicken...Also, why when something big happens in the world do we need the opinion of Oprah's "pal" Gayle King? Elon Musk thinks he's John Lennon because in the last few months he's had some assassination attempts happen...How about not having people get trapped in their cars when the battery dies like what happened to one woman...Did you ever lose a donkey? A family did and found it after 9 years...It was happy and living in the wild ...That turned into calls about people's pets that went missing...We got emotional with the fellas today...If you're 900lbs whose fault is it? Johnny thinks the big chunker we discussed has a conveyor belt at home that delivers fried chicken and tacos delivered to him...This guy we talked about has to be bathed in a pool and goes to the bathroom on the lawn...He also got stuck in a tub like Taft...Moral of the story...When you weigh as much as the animals on your farm...Eat Kale...A warning for the folks of Hendersonville county about racoon attacks turned into calls about animal encounters...A woman followed her lost luggage using an Apple airtag to a homeless encampment in Los Angeles...She then paid the homeless to get her belongings back...Want to call Nicolas Cage? (458) 666-4355 ... That is the number promoting his new movie Longlegs...What a freak...Do you know when it's time for a divorce? How about when your husband wants to dress like a baby and pee in a diaper? That seems like a good time...That was followed by a huge influx of calls that wouldn't stop...Keep an eye on your car air fresheners...They are exploding...It's thigh guy season...Short shorts are in fellas FYI...Let's all head to Yancey County to live in a village and listen to the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!