Goodbye Joe!! The President has decided to not run again...We delve more into it as the show trucks along...There is no need to livestream you running from the police with your child in the car over stealing a Bic lighter and Ritz bits crackers...We talked about a guy who went viral for doing just that...Are you under 250lbs and do you eat fluff? Fluffy cola is the new drink where you rub fluff inside the cup and then add soda...A woman called and discussed her love for the marshmallow treat...A woman lived at a retirement home for a year and played the piano...Imagine some of the things she saw...We hope she didn't leave with the gift that keeps on giving...What a wild week in politics as an assassination attempt against the last President happened, and the sitting President decided to not seek re-election with the pressure from donors and other senior officials lobbying for him to walk away like Jumbo did...Jill won't go quietly...Johnny seems to think Jill whispered in his ear...Jooeeeeee you gotta gooooo...Would you rather have 3 colonoscopies back to back or listen to Weird Al's new polka album? That was the convo as we played his new song this morning which covered every hit song over the last 10 years...It was quite painful...Do you look like your dog? Rizzo had a woman parading around his complex asking people if she looked like her dog...The calls flew in and people actually thought they did...Some share the same beards...moles...personalities...It's crazy...Two prison guards are under investigation for two prisoners who escaped because they say the prisoners morphed into cats and left the prison...Speaking of animals ...A giant rooster was stolen and found at a homeless encampment...The King's horse bit a woman because it learned it by watching him...Rizzo seems to believe that homeless encampments hold lots of secret treasures...So, join us for a treasure hunt at the one by the radio station today...While we are there, we can listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!