BONUS: 5 am HOUR...

I wanna lick lick lick you from your head to your toes...That is a lyric one young grandma is going viral over because she is referencing songs from her time as compared to ones from the past...Don't fart at Disney...2 million people video watched a video and were tricked into thinking that Disney has new thermal technology that helps them detect if people farted and if they do they will be escorted out of the park...It was fake...Stop singing to the blowhole Micheal...Some guys tried to recreate the scene from Free Willy with a real whale jumping over their boat and it didn't turn out well...In political news...Biden stayed up past his bedtime to address the nation...RFK Jr. is handing out fortune cookies to get the word out about his campaign...Suffering from dad butt aka Diminished Gluteal Syndrome...aka Hank Hill Syndrome...Does your tool belt slip right off of your flat ass...Call Rizzo so he can have a one on one consultation with you...Billy Ray Cyrus didn't make his appearance at the local VFW in time and exploded on his wife in now leaked audio...He also sounded like a mix between a 100yr old man and Stone Cold Steve Austin...We stumbled upon the age toilet paper over/under convo...Calls flew in, and over was the resounding winner...Let us rattle off some names for you...Caitlyn Clark...Kamala Harris...Cher...Mo'nique...Sally Struthers...All great names for Tom Brady to date instead of chasing supermodels which he always seems to do...The new trend for teen boys is the "broccoli cut" ...It's nothing more than a perm...Perms are not cheap...Why are fish dropping from the sky? That is what one couple in New Jersey asked...Their poor Tesla got hit by a fish and they cannot handle it...Hostess, we know what you are up to...Hostess has made a Twinkie flavor called "The Mystery Flavor" ...That means the bigs will have to eat numerous amounts of them before they can figure out what it is...What is not a mystery is how crazy the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show was...Take a listen!!