"STOP CALLING ABOUT PEE" The Razzle Dazzle makes its Premiere!!! 
Are you game for a triple dippy on a Monday? Opening audio kicked off with 3 ridiculous stories from the weekend...One woman found blood in her kids Burger King kids meal...Like lots of blood...Ken Jennings was a saucy silly goose on Jeopardy...He said a bad word and thought he was so funny...Stay off of your phone around 50 feet as one man fell into one while he was on his phone...When a one-legged woman steals a car and takes it for a joy ride you should probably lead the story with it...One newscaster left that out of the story as she talked about it...When a one-legged woman does anything crazy you lead with it...The Olympics kicked off Friday...We had some updates...Justin Timberlake says he was not drunk when he got his DUI...He will be arraigned Friday...And think you've seen the last of the Hawk Tuah girl? Her merchandise is about to hit shelves at Spencer's Gifts of all places...The Olympics for some reason want to force feed us Flava Flav...He was playing piano in a hotel lobby...Hanging with the First Lady...But the ultimate star of the Olympics is Bob The Cap Catcher...A flarpy bodied man who retrieves the caps of swimmers that fall off...What a gorgeous speedo he was wearing...He owned the weekend...Also thanks to Johnny we have learned that your Olympic sport you will play is determined by your tanner score...Badminton for us...Everyone pees in the pool!! Why are people so afraid to admit it....We talked about a water park that had to close down 7 times due to people peeing in the pool...The calls came in from some honest folks that did admit to it...It's no longer tabu...Just when we thought the convo was over the calls kept coming...Munch on some chicken wings today...Just don't munch on Boars Head cold cuts if you don't want listeria...Ready to be razzle dazzled? Rizzo wants to inject himself in the news game with stories he feels are important...National Lasagna Day and a story about a jorts song...We promise the stories will get better...After that can you please listen to the Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!