Nathan Lane aka Rizzo kicked off the show after he obviously tapped into a sassafras tree...A roided up tough guy tried to fight a kid for complimenting his car...A woman had an emotional breakdown after a break up because Taco Bell gave her a free Baja Blast...And heeerrreee we go...Swifties are now explaining football to other Swifties as we get ready for the first game of the NFL season tonight with the Chiefs and Ravens...Barney is returning...Don't know why...Now all the kids that grew up with Barney have another shot to be tickled by a big purple dinosaur...The serial Louisville pooper strikes again...Tuesday we talked about a man who continues to drop a #2 on the same house, and he struck again...He is still on the loose!! Another senseless school shooting happened in Georgia...We update you and give you the latest...Do you share deodorant with your whole family? Well one woman does, and she is going viral for not only sharing that but also loofahs and hairbrushes etc...Reginald Vel Johnson...AKA Carl Winslow has been announced for this season's Dancing With The Stars...We racked our brains trying to figure out any other living 80's TV dad that might possibly be a better option...It was hard...Al Bundy? Dan Conner? Tim Taylor? Tony Danza?....Now all though this would fire many people up, the ratings would go through the roof...Cosby...We had to ask folks to stop calling...A family put out a missing person's report for their loved one after he went missing from the nursing home...The folks at the nursing home say he signed himself out...He was found a day later dead inside of a closet at the nursing home...A man was so upset about a break-up with his girlfriend that he burnt down her parents' home...Heinz is sending a 9ft pickle all over the world to promote the new pickle flavored ketchup...A man went in for an emergency surgery to have his spleen removed and the doctor removed his liver instead...He didn't make it...It has been a show of emotions today for sure...Check out this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!