The eating guinea pig convo from yesterday seemed to continue this morning before we got to Opening Audio...A woman purchased an electromagnetic force field on Temu to help against snow piling up on her windshield...There is always a drunk guy on the plane...On a recent flight a man HAD to sing Sweet Caroline on the plane and get everyone to sing along...Can someone tase him? Is Steve Harvey putting plants on The Family Feud? It's certainly starting to feel like it...We don't talk about elder love enough...Not "we" as in Rizzo & Jeff, because we are obsessed with it...But we as a collective...The Golden Bachelorette chose Chock Chapple over Guy Gansert...Chock me all day baby...CARTWRIGHT!! The Muppets are in trouble...The Church of Scientology wants to take over the studio where the Muppets are filmed...No worries...John Mayer is coming in for the save....Maybe...The first sight of possibly any snow could happen 2/1/25...There might be none at all...The world's highest paid actor is Adam Sandler...He earned $73 million...A man was found dead inside of a Planet Fitness tanning bed...He had been there for 3 days...Revenue is down for Papa Johns...We investigate why...Some former workers say the chicken smells like cat food and the salami sits out for weeks...Just dip it all in the garlic butter sauce...Al Roker wants and needs his hush puppies...Roker got the hush puppies back on the menu at Red Lobster...If you hear a tummy rumbling on the 3rd hour of the Today Show, it's him...We spoke to a woman named Lisa who was just cut out of her driveway from Helene by locals just looking to help...We will not forget about the people still affected here...Mark Zuckerburg has a new awkward song that he remade...It was Lil Jon's "Get Low" and man was it brutal...Now Jason Kelce & Steve Nicks have a Christmas song out now...America's most used password is "secret"...The sweater vest fashion from the 90's is back...What never goes out of style is The Rizzo & Jeff Show...Check out our Thursday edition of the show!!