It's Thursday out there from the camp leader and his canteen boy...Let's get it going with Opening Audio!! Don't ditch this popsicle stand...A teacher runs down all the slang and other bizarre things her students said throughout the week...YU Ane Shii...That is the name of a man who graduated Harvard...He is going to have a rough go in the corporate world with that name...Ever sniff the seat of a co-worker? Well one woman did and got her nose ring caught in it...She was screaming in pain...Remember the "rick roll?" Well, it is back, and a man not only did it, but he did it with pizazz...Nancy Pelosi kitty cam anyone? Marsha Marsha Marsha is a listener to the show and she loves playing the mouth harp aka the harmonica...She called and mouth harped it up for us...President Joseph R. Biden Jr. gave us his farewell speech last night...It was a doozy...The FDA has banned Red Dye No. 3, which is a synthetic red dye that is found in things like cereal, canned cherries and other things...The CEO of Walgreens says locking up deodorant and other things is pointless because people do not buy as much of the locked up items...Sally Struthers thinks Betty White is a nasty woman...One time Betty told her to put a cookie down because she didn't think she needed it...The DOT is suing Southwest Airlines for chronic delays and lateness...Well we figured out the problem...A Southwest Airlines pilot was arrested for being drunk on the job...Do you put water in your soup? A girl is going viral for finding out as she got older that you add water to canned soup...A polar vortex is bearing down upon us this weekend...Everyone stay warm...The CEO of Walgreens says locking up the products at the store is basically useless because normal people just do not buy them...A Chipotle worker put a tracker on a customer's car so that he could follow her and accidentally "bump" into her...You can track us anytime...If you don't bump into us, you can just check out the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show here!!