Queen Latifah starring in a reboot of Showgirls? Well in our heads...That kicked off the show Monday...Arnold Schwarzenegger bopped the nanny...We forgot about that...He made a love song...A woman in her wedding vows said that she would let her husband go to Detroit Lions games whenever he wants...Ya...Good luck man...Terry Bradshaw has hits? A cop loves to come on and tell stories about criminals and he references Terry Bradshaw tracks...Just go for it Jeff Goldblum...Maybe just attempt it...Jeff wanted to be a mime growing up...We contend that would have been a good gig for him...Steve Urkel had to change pants on the later seasons of Family Matters because of his junk...He has a new memoir and he also stated he was jealous that "the big guy" got invited to Diddy parties but he didn't...Potable and drinkable water could be back by tomorrow night...Spirit Airlines has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy...Diddy is accused of obstructing justice from behind bars...He is working on ways to influence the jury pool among other things...Why does People Magazine have someone to specifically follow around Rick Moranis and let us know what he is doing? BTW he went out and took a stroll in NYC over the weekend...That's it...That's the story...We recapped the Mike Tyson/Jake Paul fight...Was it rigged...Was it not...But it was all polished off with a little Mike Tyson tush...Hold Please! We thought that Rosie O'Donnell had blocked us and we were no longer friends on TikTok...We sent her a private message and she accepted us back...Hi Rosie...Rosie has accepted our friend request on TikTok and we found out she is getting hip surgery for squirrels and putting together 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzles...A granny ordered an $11 tuna fish sandwich on an airplane, and when she refused to pay for it because it was soggy, they escorted her off the plane with armed guards...There are feral emu's named Thelma & Louise running around South Carolina...A woman ran the NYC Marathon absolutely hammered...Danny DeVito stays fit by jumping up and down on a trampoline for 15 minutes...Let's hope while he's doing it that he's listening to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!