Let's start your day with a dollop of Dolly...Dolly Parton has a new eau de toilette...Hearing Dolly really uplifts our spirits...There is a guy going around to Target and hanging in the greeting card aisle and dumping his trauma on folks...Meet crack dad...A daughter wonders why her dad's crack is out whenever he is working on the car...That was Opening Audio today...Maybe some folks are just meant for final destination...Folks on a cruise were listening to the Titanic theme song play through the speakers, and then the ship started to tip sideways...What has gone on with the talk show circuit lately...The days of Sally Jessy, Phil Donahue and even Maury are over...We now get Henry Winkler talking about being peed on by meerkats...Trump has chosen Dr. Oz to run medicaid and medicare...Yesterday we talked about the feds raiding Diddy's cell and taking notes and papers to his lawyers...The judge declared that they would be destroyed...Jake Paul and Mike Tyson drew in 108 million viewers worldwide...The son of a couple that lives in The Villages in Florida was arrested for what officers called "jiggling his junk" to other people that live there...The minute you enter The Villages your clothes seem to explode off of your body...We need to check in on Jay Leno...He tumbled down a 60ft mountain hitting several rocks on the way...Half of his face is black and blue...He broke his wrist and he lost a fingernail...BTW, he was staying at a Hampton Inn...Naked Dr. Dave...A naturist doctor is under investigation for being nude at his office...There is a video of him walking around with co-workers like nothing is going on...How would you fair if this was your doctor? A substitute bus driver dropped off more than 40 school children in the dark at a cemetery because he was frustrated...Asheville will really not see snow, as is the rumor...A man is suing Netflix over the awful experience from watching the fight on Friday...Lets pull a Denton...Roblox is giving parents control of their kids Roblox account...You can modify the time they use it and block private messaging...There should be no parental control when it comes to listening to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!