A portal to Lansing, Michigan caused the cafeteria to burn down. Bobby Warner is transferring to Grindlewald but not because of the fire, I swear. Billy Turner was a great mascot. Was. Thank you to Duraflame for sponsoring our fair school in this time of need! Try to avoid Principal Fendleton and her ruthless high fives in the hallways. Verbally-taught guitar lessons are back! Most of the music by David Petty. This month's parody song is Aluminumb: Deep underground you have mined into me. Bound for the furnace, Brought up to the surface. I don't know what you're extracting from me. Put under the pressure, And made into metal boots. Fought in the Thunderdome, just fought in the Thunderdome. Every swing that you take is a dented mistake, you fool. Clot in the Thunderdome, blood clot in the Thunderdome. I'm aluminumb, I can't steel you there. Become so iron, so much metal ware. I've become tarnished, alloy want to do. Is be murcury, poisonous to you. Can't you see when you're smelting with me. Your molding's too tight, you're about to spill the flow. 'Cause every ting that you wrought into me. Has dulled all my parts, right in front of you. Lost in the Thunderdome, arm lost in the Thunderdome. Every parry they make is deflected right back at you. Law in the Thunderdome, one law in the Thunderdome. And once you're dead they'll remake me into a rake. I'm aluminumb, I can't steel you there. Become so iron, so much metal ware. I've become tarnished, alloy want to do. Is be more Ag, and be less Au. And I know, I may end up breaking in two. And I know, Your ass is just like mine with someone hammering your behind. I'm aluminumb, I can't steel you there. Become so iron, so much metal ware. I've become tarnished, alloy want to do. Is be foiled like tin, and roll away from you.