We're out and about this week and don't have a new episode, but in the interest of shining light on some great stories from the past we're declassifying our sixth patron-exclusive release for the general public. Here's how we described it back at the beginning of 2021.

Welcome to January's edition of short stories for Patrons! We meet some shady characters in Flanders—a half-rooster, a witch bride, and a regular parrot—and hear three strange veggie tales. As ever, thanks for the support!

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