Q: Ya on point, Denver?

A: All the time, boys.

On the newest edition of Happy Friday, we're hiding in the dark corners of the store subsisting on shoeboxes and ceiling tiles. Arthur, Jon and Kevin have a jam-packed show filled with auto theft, sandwiches, strip clubs, and yes, A RACCOON. Or at least a close cousin of the raccoon...

Here's what we get into:

*Art shares an INSANE story of a family who followed the thief that stole their car. PSA: Don't do this. h/t Denver7 for the story.

*Denver is going to criminalize jaywalking. What other forms of walking should be criminalized and/or legalized? Cripwalking? Moonwalking? What's your thoughts on jaywalking? Story is right here.

*In a phenomenal long read from Outside Online Magazine, they ask the question: What happened to Aspen? This is our read of the week, and you can find it right here.

*When was the last time you ran a mile for time? Jon did it this week through OrangeTheory Lowry. How fast could you run one?

*A ringtail cat was found living in a Lakewood Kohl's store for three weeks. 9News has the story here.

*The Colorado Sun has a story about all the vanity license plates the DMV rejected last year, and they're hilarious. You can find that full list here.

*There's a 10 cent fee on plastic bags at all retailers now. Where does that money go? And will this have the impact everyone hopes? Read it from Fox31.

*Who ya got in the NFL Playoffs? The boys weigh in.

*Jon's favorite Fort Collins sandwich shop The Pickle Barrel is under new ownership and is poised to reopen in March. What's your favorite hot sandwich? h/t The Coloradoan for the story.

*A strip club giant is proposing massive investment in Colorado, and the Denver Business Journal has the intel about their plans. The guys share their thoughts on strip clubs and "breastaurants."

*Adam Cayton-Holland performs at The Bug Theatre this weekend, and all the other cool stuff to do closes the show.

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