In this episode of Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast titled Hydroglyphics, Bill and Kevin are joined by special guests Mark the Soldier and Matt Reis for a lively and diverse discussion. They kick things off with football talk—Mark, a die-hard Buffalo Bills fan, shares his thoughts on the Bills' recent win and praises Josh Allen as Superman, though he has some concerns. Meanwhile, Matt, a passionate Dallas Cowboys fan, weighs in on Dak Prescott’s record-breaking contract and believes Dak could’ve gotten even more in free agency. Matt’s happy about the Cowboys' win over the Browns but reminds us all, "It was the Browns!" And Kevin? He’s representing New England in a full-on Patriots-themed wrestling mask, but even he thinks this might be the Patriots' last hurrah for the season.

Things take a more serious turn when Bill asks the group about the rise in student-teacher altercations in schools. From news clips of teachers being attacked to substitute teachers lashing out, the guys discuss whether teachers can defend themselves and if the rules change when these situations happen outside of school.

Then, Bill stirs the pot with a wild story of a man suing his female boss for sexual harassment, claiming she forced him into intimate acts to keep his job. The guys are skeptical but wait until you hear the details of the injuries this man says he suffered!

To wrap things up, test your skills with their signature game, Theme That Tune, which might leave you scratching your head this time. Tune in for the laughs, the debates, and the head-scratching moments—Billified has it all!