Join us in Ireland, where Casey recounts The Earl's Son from the Sea, a harrowing tale of stalking and familial curses. A lonely girl hears a harp by the sea, but the dude at its source seems sketchy. When she refuses his advances, she dooms herself to a lifetime ban on sea travel. Will she ever make it to America, or will she become a sea wife after all? Does shouting I'M AN EARL'S SON ever work on the ladies, anyway? We explore this and more—join us!

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