President Trump just declared economic war on our three biggest trading buddies, and your wallet is caught in the crossfire. Here's what's ACTUALLY happening with these massive new tariffs (and why you should buy those avocados NOW):
✓ Canada and Mexico hit with twenty-five percent tariffs
✓ China gets slapped with ten percent
✓ Canadian oil gets special ten percent rate (because apparently freezing in the dark isn't part of the plan)
✓ Prices could spike IMMEDIATELY on groceries
✓ That new car you've been eyeing? Maybe wait on that
✓ Canada's plotting revenge with whiskey and peanut butter (seriously)
✓ Mexico's President Sheinbaum is NOT happy