🎙️ Full Audiobook: Kids in cages? Hard pass. Cruelty? Not on Maui’s watch. The President-King, his sinister Project 2025, DOGE, the RBFBI, and the Border Czar think they’re untouchable, but they didn’t count on Maui. With his Harley Hover roaring and a big dose of aloha spirit, Maui and his ragtag crew of rebels are here to take down the system—one cage at a time. Explosions, impossible odds, and a little interdimensional surfing? Oh, it’s all here. "Alright, keiki," Maui says with a grin. "Let’s give ‘em something to remember. Aloha style." Buckle up and hang ten as this wild ride to freedom unfolds.