GENTLEMAN HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE

OR BETTER YET HAVE YOU WASTED ANY SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF TIME ON

CONVERSATIONS…WERE BEATING A DEAD HORSE WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE REASONABLE THAN UTTERING ANOTHER USELESS SYLLABLE.

 

YA KNOW THE   TYPE OF CHATS WHERE YOU ARE    ALWAYS ON THE VERGE OF LETTING LOOSE A STRING OF VULGAR TOURETTE SLURS

ITS LIKE MY GOSH WERE YOU BORN STUPID OR HAVE YOU ACTUALLY PUT FORTH AN EFFORT….WAS PRACTICE INVOLVED.WAS THERE A SPECIFIC REGIMENT

ARGUMENTS IN THE MORNING AND BITCHING IN THE EVENING AND ILLOGICAL AFFIRMATIONS WHILE YOU SLEPT

BECAUSE THE HELL WITH EQUAL PAY BETWEEN MEN AND WOMENS SPORTS…YOURE IN A LEAGUE OF YOUR OWN….GIVE HER A RAISE!

SHE WINS GOLD!

 NOW TO BE GENDER-NEUTRAL.IVE BEAT MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL DISCUSSING IGNORANCE WITH MANY A MANLOTS OF DUMBASSES OUT THERE

MYSELF INCLUDED MANY A TIME

BUT SOME OF MY MOST HEATED AND USELESS SQUABBLES HAVE BEEN WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX…

 AND THERES NO NEED TO NOSE DIVE INTO THE DEPTHS OF MANS LOGICAL TENDENCIES

.A PLUS B EQUALS CAGAINST WOMEN'S EMOTIONAL PROPENSITY.A PLUS B EQUALS.”WAIT DID I TELL YOU WHAT KAREN SAID ABOUT MY HAIR”

 BUT I WANT TO DISCUSS HOW… WE CAN RESOLVE THE DISCREPANCIES BETWEEN MAN AND WOMAN

 SEE WITH A MAN, I KNOW MY BOUNDARIES FOR EXAMPLE

 HEY TOM, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JOE BIDEN

WELL IM GLAD YOU ASKED, I THINK HES DOING A FINE JOB

UMM TOM, IM NOT SOOO SURE, AS I POINT OUT ACTUAL FACTS OF HIS DEMENTIA, I MEAN DEFICIENCIES.

AND TOM GOES ON TO TURN RED AS HIS VEIN ABOVE HIS LEFT EYE BEGINS TO PULSE FASTER THAN THAT FAT LEFTIST'S HEART AT AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET

CLAIMING THE WORLD IS FAT PHOBIC

 WELL WE BOTH ATTEMPTED OR AT LEAST HALF ATTEMPTED CIVIL DISCOURSE

IT FAILED .AND NOW ITS TIME TO ROLL UP THE SLEEVES AND TAKE IT TO THE FLOOR.

A LITTLE OFF SUBJECT HERE…..BUT DAYS SEEMED BETTER WHEN A DISAGREEMENT RESULTING IN SOME FIST TO FACE ACTION WASN’T CONSIDERED A TERRORIST ACT

NOW…AT THE EXTREME THAT IS HOW I HANDLE A DUMBASS MAN….

WE SCREAM AT EACHOTHER UNTIL WERE PISSED AND THEN WE SLAP SOME SENSE INTO EACH OTHER OR WE SLAP THE IGNORANCE OUT EITHER WAY



NOWWWWW WITH A WOMAN, THERE IS NO CHANCE OF ANY OTHER ALTERCATION EXCEPT VERBAL

AND EVEN THE VERBAL TIPTOES ON A MALE “USING HIS PRIVILEGE TO SPEAK IN SUCH A MANNER”

BUT ALL THAT ASIDE FOR NOW

WOMEN ARE PHYSICALLY WEAKER, AND THUS THE ONLY PLAUSIBLE MECHANISM FOR HER DEFENSE IS TO PLAY THE EMOTIONAL SIDE.

AND DAMMIT THEY ARE A SIGHT TO SEE IN THE ARENA OF CRAZY…I MEANT EMOTIONS, YEAH EMOTIONS….

AND JUST TO BE CLEAR LET ME PREFACE THIS WITH.A STRONG AND GOOD WOMAN'S EMOTIONS CAN BE THE VERY YIN TO MANS YANG.

THE DYNAMICS OF LOGIC AND EMOTION ARE A BEAUTIFUL FREAKING DANCE

HOWEVER, EMOTIONS WITHOUT A LOGICAL PURPOSE. WITHOUT A SENSIBLE DIRECTION WITHOUT A DANCING PARTNER

ARE THE BIGGEST LIE THAT SHRINKS AND THE PARTICIPATION TROPHY CULTURE HAVE SOLD

SINCE THAT SNAKE SOLD SOME SHIT IN THE GARDEN.



NOW BACK TO A WOMAN USING IRRATIONAL EMOTIONS AS A WEAPON IN CONVERSATION…



A WOMAN KNOWS HOW TO HAMMER THE NAIL INTO MAN'S COFFIN

SHES BEEN PUSHING HIS BUTTONS SINCE THE FIRST GUY CAME HOME LATE

“WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MR CAVEMAN

“WELL UHHHH,I WAS WITH THE GUYS.LOOK WE KILLED A MAMMOTH,AND LOOK KAREN I GOT TO KEEP A TUSK…..COOL AS SHIT HUH!?

AND THEN DESPITE IS RATIONAL REASON FOR BEING LATE

SHE GIVES HIM THE UNEXCUSED TOUNGE LASHING FOR HIS TARDINESS.

LIKE HOW DARE THIS MAN BRING HOME THE MAMMOTH BACON.


AND SO CAVEMAN NUMBER ONE SITS THERE LISTENING TO WHY CAVEMAN NUMBER 2s WIFE THREE CAVES AND A TREE OVER DOESN’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH HIM BEING LATE

PROBABLY CAUSE THERE VEGANS HE THINKS TO HIMSELF.

 

AND YES WEVE EVOLVED FROM DRAGGING THEM BY THE HEAD OF THE HAIRBUT HELL MAYBE WE CANT BLAME CAVE MAN NUMBER ONE.

AND IM FIRMLY AGAINST ANY ABUSE OR ASSAULT, BUT THAT INCLUDES VERBAL ATTACKS KAREN!

AND THE MODERN WOMAN KNOWS THE CARDS SHE HOLDS WHEN IT COMES TO ARGUMENTS OR ANY CONVERSATION WITH A MAN.

 

AND MODERNITY PROMOTES THIS NONSENSICAL SCREAMING MATCH WHEN THE ONE SHOUTING OPPRESSION THE LOUDEST WINS.

 
HERES YOUR PARTICIPATION TROPHY

GENTLEMEN MUCH LIKE LOGIC CAN BE ABUSED OR MAYBE BETTER SAID,,,,      M-I-S-USED

SO CAN EMOTIONS……..WHAT IS MEANT TO BE THE BALANCE OF LOGIC, HAS BEEN WEAPONIZED TO  SEE WHO CAN WIN INSTEAD OF COMING TO AN AGREEMENT.

AND LETS MAKE THIS CLEAR….DISCUSSIONS ARE MEANT TO FIND A BALANCING POINT….AN AXIS WHERE BOTH PEOPLE CAN STAND

BUT DANCING WITH CRAZY AND CRAZY  STAINED WITH EMOTIONAL IMMATURITY IS A RECIPE FOR ….BEATING A DEAD HORSE.

 

I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MY TIME AND MY WORDS AND MY OVERALL DAM SANITY THAN TO FIRE OFF TOURETTE SLURS AT IGNORANCE

I REFUSE TO DIE OF A HEART ATTACK DUE TO SCREAMING AT WALLS.

 ID RATHER DIE LIKE CAVEMAN NUMBER ONE.HEART ATTACK FROM ALL THE MAMMOTH MEAT HE WAS EATING

 STAY SANE GENTLEMAN, BEATING DEAD HORSES IS FOR THE EMOTIONAL IMMATURE