The provided text is an article from Medium by Murphy's Law, a writer for Funny, Inc. The article is a satirical and humorous account of how the author used LinkedIn to gain 12 job offers despite being unemployed. Murphy's Law argues that the key to landing a job on LinkedIn is to present oneself as already employed and in demand, rather than actively seeking work. He encourages readers to create a "persona" of success and leverage LinkedIn as a platform for self-promotion, rather than a traditional job search tool.