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Random Noodle Update

Daniel's little sister saw his cordless mouse and said, "Maybe the farmer's wife did cut off the tail with a butcher's knife."
Jeremy spits phlegm in his arm

Feedback!

Evil Phlegon reviews Iron Man 2.0
Jennifer shares a business email that went bad all over the place
A black man reads his evening menu

Noodlism: "out of town" and "to town"
Don't we always go "out of town" whenever we go almost anywhere? Unless you live where you work, shop, and socialize, then you're always going out of town for everything. So tell everyone, "I have to go out of town."
Featured story: not sharing Sega
What happens when I refuse to stop playing Sonic the Hedgehog? It wasn't good.
Bachelor Bootcamp: washing similarly colored clothes together
Wash your darks with your darks, lights with your lights, whites with your whites. To avoid confusion, destroy anything that is gray.
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Closing
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