Today's absolutely bonkers headlines: Trump leaves instructions to OBLITERATE an entire country if he's taken out (totally normal presidential behavior), the CIA offers to PAY its entire workforce to quit (because who needs spies anyway?), and the Super Bowl becomes a three-ring circus as Trump becomes the first sitting president to attend! Plus: Trump's wild plan to turn Gaza into the "Middle East Riviera" (because what war zone doesn't need a beach club?). Join Patrick Gutfield for the most insane news day of 2025 so far!