Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.

Chrissy Teigen has made her comeback to Twitter just over three weeks after her dramatic exit. She showed back up in style this time culturally appropriating from good people.

New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham has paid $62,500 to a former staffer accusing her of grabbing his crotch and laughing at him in front of his co-workers. Turns out only Trump can garb someone by their genitals.

The World's largest rabbit is missing and has been presumed stolen. In other news the worlds largest rabbit stew has be inducted into the Guinness World Records.

Former U.S. Vice President Mike Pence received a heart pacemaker device. Doctors say that it explained why he never liked anyone this whole time as he was missing a heart.
Two new puppies are reportedly comforting the Queen. The “puppies” are reported to be rescues from the men’s show Thunder From Down Under.
The NYPD is using robot police dogs to patrol the city. And unlike Joe Biden’s dogs or police horses they won’t cover everything in poop.

West Virginia is offering $12,000 to New Remote Workers if they move to the state. Requirements for the program require new residents to learn to squeal like a pig and play the banjo.

These are the jokes for April 19, 2021. I’m James Creviston you can find me on YouTube and this is You Already Know.