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Airport Patrol

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    Abandoned Package: Colombian Beauty Frisk Search

    22 JUN 2024 · Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared. But today someone from an incoming plane from Columbia left a package on the plane. Bob takes Scout to look at the bag. Scout then hunts down the passenger who left the suspicious bag on the plane. Scout goes right up to a stunning Colombian female passenger. Bob has to perform his duty by a strip search to see if this sexy Colombian model is concealing any drugs on her body. What will Bob find? Listen to this and our other hilarious podcasts about Bob and his dog patrolling an Australian Airport.  We are comedy students and have no budget. We appreciate any donations to the podcast so we can improve it and keep making you laugh. Thanks for listening.  Paypal  petcarebuddies@gmail.com
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  • Fishy Business

    15 JUN 2024 · Airport Patrol is a hilarious spoof on Airport Border Security. Our border security TSA Bob Trackman careful inspects packages, passangers and luggage daily with the help of his detective dog Scout. Today he has found an incoming plane from Vietnam with bags filled with fishy matter. A nice couple claim the bags.  What can be in the passangers bags? Listen and find out what's in their bags. Bob and Scout are fishing for their dinner today. Will they have Sushi or will the couple get away without declaring their food?  Politically incorrect sketch comedy. LOL, enjoy and repeat.   Donate or buy us coffee. Sketch Brothers at petcarebuddies@gmail.com Fair use AI voice.
    Played 6m 28s
  • Scout the Wonder Dog

    9 JUN 2024 ·  Scout's story. Scout was dumped in the bushes as a puppy. He was a skinny scrawny little thing.  He was full of ticks and had a one-track mind for food. He peed on anything when he found food. One day Scout was eating a live chicken he found by ripping open a suitcase from the airport terminal. There were candy bags full of meat. Bob was about to kick Scout out of the airport when he realized the pup's nose was worth its weight in gold. Bob soo fell in love with Scout and sent Scout to TSA canine school. The rest is history in the making... Support the pod by sending your :) coffee treat to paypal   petcarebuddies@gmail.com  Thank you for listening and hope this made you laugh!
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    Airport Patrol: Risky Body Search

    4 JUN 2024 · Airport Patrol is a hilarious spoof on Airport Border Security. Our border security TSA Bob Trackman careful inspects packages, passangers and luggage daily with the help of his detective dog Scout. Today a suspiciosu bag was left under a seat on a plane  plane  from Columbia. Bob takes Scout to identify the bag for narcotics. Scout gives Bob a sign for yes.  Bob takes Scout to the baggage area to identify which passenger ditched the bag. Scout identifies a beautiful Columbian model. Bob has to frisk search the stunning model after he takes a swab of her shoes. The computer alerts him its a direct hit for heroine. Listen and find out if Carla is consealing narcotics on her body. Will her strip search go well?   Politically incorrect sketch comedy. LOL, enjoy and repeat.   Donate or buy us coffee. Sketch Brothers at petcarebuddies@gmail.com Fair use AI voice. If you'd like to be part of this series as VO artist or writer please email us your VO reel and writing samples. We are all interns, volunteers to practice our skills.
    Played 5m 22s

Comedy Spoof of Airport Border Security. Passengers who have failed to declare anything are waiting for a bag search by an airport security officer named Bob Trackers. The passengers wait...

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Comedy Spoof of Airport Border Security. Passengers who have failed to declare anything are waiting for a bag search by an airport security officer named Bob Trackers. The passengers wait as Bob searches their bags. They desperately want to take their food and souvenir items home without being spotted by the dreaded Airport security patrol. They conceal, hide, and will say anything to keep their precious items. But our airport security officer Bob is determined to find if any undeclared forbidden items are cleverly hidden. Bob and his trusted dog Scout usually find something suspicious. Bob will confiscate any item not allowed into the country by law.  Listen to this hilarious spoof and LOL with your friends as you travel.
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