Before The Crime

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Join us for Before the Crime, a podcast featuring two friends as they wait for their next job or criminal enterprise. Each episode features casual and unscripted conversations about everything...

Join us for Before the Crime, a podcast featuring two friends as they wait for their next job or criminal enterprise. Each episode features casual and unscripted conversations about everything from current events to personal anecdotes. But with these guys' line of work, you never know when the conversation may turn towards their criminal endeavors. Tune in for an entertaining and potentially dangerous listening experience on “Before the Crime”.

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Before The Crime

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Rule 1 Always Bring a Flashlight.

19 DEC 2022 · Welcome to the first episode of "Before the Crime," a podcast featuring two friends as they pass the time while waiting for their next job or criminal enterprise. In this episode, our hosts introduce themselves and their line of work, and discuss a range of topics from current events to personal anecdotes. You'll get to know them as they chat about their interests, experiences, and perspectives on the world. But be warned: with these guys' profession, the conversation may take unexpected turns and delve into their criminal endeavors. So join us for an entertaining and potentially dangerous listening experience on "Before the Crime."

Played 4m 14s
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Rule 2 - always ask for more specifics

19 DEC 2022 · Welcome to the second episode of "Before the Crime," a podcast featuring two friends as they pass the time while waiting for their next job or criminal enterprise. In this episode, our hosts introduce themselves and their line of work, and discuss a range of topics from current events to personal anecdotes. You'll get to know them as they chat about their interests, experiences, and perspectives on the world. But be warned: with these guys' profession, the conversation may take unexpected turns and delve into their criminal endeavors. So join us for an entertaining and potentially dangerous listening experience on "Before the Crime."

Played 7m 55s
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Rule 3 - Don’t Double Park

19 DEC 2022 · Welcome to the Third episode of "Before the Crime," a podcast featuring two friends as they pass the time while waiting for their next job or criminal enterprise. In this episode, our hosts introduce themselves and their line of work, and discuss a range of topics from current events to personal anecdotes. You'll get to know them as they chat about their interests, experiences, and perspectives on the world. But be warned: with these guys' profession, the conversation may take unexpected turns and delve into their criminal endeavors. So join us for an entertaining and potentially dangerous listening experience on "Before the Crime."

Played 10m 51s
Rule 4 - never trust a guy draining a puddle

20 DEC 2022 · Welcome to the fourth episode of "Before the Crime," a podcast featuring two friends as they pass the time while waiting for their next job or criminal enterprise. In this episode, our hosts introduce themselves and their line of work, and discuss a range of topics from current events to personal anecdotes. You'll get to know them as they chat about their interests, experiences, and perspectives on the world. But be warned: with these guys' profession, the conversation may take unexpected turns and delve into their criminal endeavors. So join us for an entertaining and potentially dangerous listening experience on "Before the Crime."

Played 8m 10s
Rule 5 - Know Where The Poconos Are

23 DEC 2022 · Welcome to the fifth episode of "Before the Crime," a podcast featuring two friends as they pass the time while waiting for their next job or criminal enterprise. In this episode, our hosts introduce themselves and their line of work, and discuss a range of topics from current events to personal anecdotes. You'll get to know them as they chat about their interests, experiences, and perspectives on the world. But be warned: with these guys' profession, the conversation may take unexpected turns and delve into their criminal endeavors. So join us for an entertaining and potentially dangerous listening experience on "Before the Crime."

Played 7m 8s
Rule 6 - Learn to speak Sasquatch

23 DEC 2022 · Welcome to the sixth episode of "Before the Crime," a podcast featuring two friends as they pass the time while waiting for their next job or criminal enterprise. In this episode, our hosts introduce themselves and their line of work, and discuss a range of topics from current events to personal anecdotes. You'll get to know them as they chat about their interests, experiences, and perspectives on the world. But be warned: with these guys' profession, the conversation may take unexpected turns and delve into their criminal endeavors. So join us for an entertaining and potentially dangerous listening experience on "Before the Crime."

Played 7m 47s
Rule 7 - Learn Japanese

24 DEC 2022 · Welcome to the seventh episode of "Before the Crime," a podcast featuring two friends as they pass the time while waiting for their next job or criminal enterprise. In this episode, our hosts introduce themselves and their line of work, and discuss a range of topics from current events to personal anecdotes. You'll get to know them as they chat about their interests, experiences, and perspectives on the world. But be warned: with these guys' profession, the conversation may take unexpected turns and delve into their criminal endeavors. So join us for an entertaining and potentially dangerous listening experience on "Before the Crime."

Played 5m 54s
Rule 8 - Don’t Stack Up Down Up Down

25 DEC 2022 · Welcome to the seventh episode of "Before the Crime," a podcast featuring two friends as they pass the time while waiting for their next job or criminal enterprise. In this episode, our hosts introduce themselves and their line of work, and discuss a range of topics from current events to personal anecdotes. You'll get to know them as they chat about their interests, experiences, and perspectives on the world. But be warned: with these guys' profession, the conversation may take unexpected turns and delve into their criminal endeavors. So join us for an entertaining and potentially dangerous listening experience on "Before the Crime."

Played 28s
Rule 9 - Know where potassium is.

9 JAN 2023 · Welcome to the ninth episode of "Before the Crime," a podcast featuring two friends as they pass the time while waiting for their next job or criminal enterprise. In this episode, our hosts introduce themselves and their line of work, and discuss a range of topics from current events to personal anecdotes. You'll get to know them as they chat about their interests, experiences, and perspectives on the world. But be warned: with these guys' profession, the conversation may take unexpected turns and delve into their criminal endeavors. So join us for an entertaining and potentially dangerous listening experience on "Before the Crime."

Played 6m 53s
Rule 10 - Don’t sell bitcoin to elders.

11 JAN 2023 · Welcome to the 10th episode of "Before the Crime," a podcast featuring two friends as they pass the time while waiting for their next job or criminal enterprise. In this episode, our hosts introduce themselves and their line of work, and discuss a range of topics from current events to personal anecdotes. You'll get to know them as they chat about their interests, experiences, and perspectives on the world. But be warned: with these guys' profession, the conversation may take unexpected turns and delve into their criminal endeavors. So join us for an entertaining and potentially dangerous listening experience on "Before the Crime."

Played 12m 9s

Join us for Before the Crime, a podcast featuring two friends as they wait for their next job or criminal enterprise. Each episode features casual and unscripted conversations about everything...

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