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Chris and Greg Crofton have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New...
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Chris and Greg Crofton have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New episode every Monday!
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22 NOV 2024 · Bob Dylan - "Where Are You Tonight": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pVRt3FU6As
Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
BISCUIT KING -for Matt Gifford
he’s got chicken fingers
for fingers
and wears a steaming
ten pound biscuit
on his head
he sneezes gravy
he
has an angry little dachshund
made entirely of butter,
but somehow alive
with a bacon leash
so…
it’s pretty obvious why there’s no biscuit queen
oh, and it’s also the name of a breakfast restaurant in Kentucky
20 NOV 2024 · Jeff Buckley - "Morning Theft": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1ygFXUe6k4
Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
JONI MITCHELL -for Simon Workman
I wish
I had a river
I could skate away on
me too, Joni
I can feel the ice under my feet
and see the snowy trees
go by
and maybe I’ll
end up in a town I love
far away
and I’ll learn to love myself
the way
I’ve heard
people talk about
Explicit
19 NOV 2024 · The history of "Best of Bread." ALSO: A Republican trying to do a college radio show. PLUS: The REAL election fraud - getting rich by pocketing campaign cash. Song of the week from Buffalo Tom!!
Buffalo Tom - "Wiser": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDDNH7GwAWM
Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: https://ChannelNonfiction.com
Can Do Cold Brew: https://CanDoColdBrew.com
18 NOV 2024 · Oasis - "Stop Crying Your Heart Out": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZUsNJ
Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
15 NOV 2024 · Oasis: "Little By Little": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM1RS_5IAiE
Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
ART SUPPLIES -for Marcus Fessler
art supplies
new paths forward
new languages,
bridges,
comfort,
shelter, respite, release
art can also
stultify
like
a comedian reinforcing
stereotypes
a band playing
an oligarch’s wedding
or a vase in a bank
make art urgently,
or don’t
make it at all
Explicit
15 NOV 2024 · *COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS*: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Writer/Comedian Jamie Loftus!
Jamie's "Raw Dog" Book: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/62039305-raw-dog
Jamie's "Sixteenth Minute (of fame)" Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sixteenth-minute-of-fame/id1743960803
Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: https://CanDoColdBrew.com
13 NOV 2024 · Hayden - "Nowhere We Cannot Go": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWr9zYvCkEU
Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS -for Benjamin Hayes
the sound of my heart
closing
after too much hope
too many false starts
missed boats
but then the sound of
the announcement itself
reminds me of
those years in New York
when I was up for anything,
ready to die for a feeling
and my heart reopens
I barely make it through the doors
and I rush up to the street
It’s 2am
I can see my breath
and I’m alive again
on 14th Street
Explicit
11 NOV 2024 · Chris predicts the election...WRONG. Chris rants incoherently about skateboarding. ALSO: Antidepressants, and the "Mom & Pop" pharmaceutical company. PLUS: A great new Can Do Cold Brew ad, and a song of the week from The Features!!
The Features - "The Idea of Growing Old": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiH8x4bmusA
Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: https://ChannelNonfiction.com
Can Do Cold Brew: https://CanDoColdBrew.com
11 NOV 2024 · Buffalo Tom - "Postcard": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZZ2OojSE7A
Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
TRUSTEE -for Carol Cash
my trustees always regarded me with suspicion
like I was going to get them in trouble for being too lively
especially as a young child, in restaurants
my female trustee would always look real nervous
and say:
“Chris, you need to be quiet. You’re bothering the normal people. If you say one more thing, we’re going home.”
I figured I must be an outsider or a misfit
so I quit trusting
the trustees
and got even louder
that way when they inevitably said I was too loud
it wouldn’t hurt as much
it worked!
UPDATE:
I had to stop using this system
in 2012
because I was dying of loneliness
8 NOV 2024 · Richie Havens - "Follow": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEazNNJEcm0
Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
DOGS BARKING - for Gabriel Aguirre
that’s one of
the big things
I’ll remember
about this planet
that
and mom
and thunderstorms
other than that I
can’t think…
oh, kissing
that’s another big one
Chris and Greg Crofton have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New...
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Chris and Greg Crofton have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New episode every Monday!
show less
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| Author | Chris Crofton |
| Organization | Chris Crofton |
| Categories | Comedy |
| Website | - |
| coldbrewgotmelike@gmail.com |
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