25 JUN 2024 · "Well, we've gotten to the bottom of nothing, now." - Chris ALSO: Robin Gibb gets TOO sexy. Small people with giant heads. The Bikeriders. PLUS: The Maharishi was the Joel Osteen of 1965. Robin Gibb - "Please": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krTDTocxyt0 Robin Gibb - "Sing Slowly Sisters" (full album): https://youtu.be/QNMPcN6_oy0?si=emP92L8psLtPYPjw Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction: https://Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: https://Candocoldbrew.com

18 JUN 2024 · Low-budget charcuterie. Shoddy kayaks, pants - and dogs! Was the Constitution triple-spaced? ALSO: The New Advice KIng column: "Should Progressives Vote, or Let It all 'Burn'?" PLUS: The Can Do Cold Brew Dome, and songs of the week from Danko Jones and SMALL!!! Danko Jones - "Cadillac": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw3Ta2UXSLk SMALL - "No One Annoys Me (Like You)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wrb_noeisY Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: https://ChannelNonfiction.com Citycast Podcast about The Advice King: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5I098dYIjoJWXCB84mwDzI?si=b28f318a142e4e9d Can Do Cold Brew: https://CanDoColdBrew.com

12 JUN 2024 · 150 Episodes!!!! Past #CBGML publicity stunts that have gotten us in trouble, i.e. filling ponds with cold brew, spraying pond water onto the mayor's furniture store. ALSO: Greg's AI movie script! Charles Manson covering Kelly Clarkson! PLUS: Meeting your future wife at Rock City, and a new Jesus Lizard song!!!! The Jesus Lizard - "Hide and Seek": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zx-vUlFXEk Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: https://Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: https://CanDoColdBrew.com

4 JUN 2024 · Chris doesn't know how America's two-party system came to be. Greg gently offers a correction. ALSO: TV on the gas pump. Chris says: "I don't want to put everyone down in the world first thing in the morning." PLUS: Using AI to make, ahem, great movies! A song of the week from the Bee Gees! A new Can Do Cold Brew ad! Bee Gees - "Mr. Natural": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFulEf2aylE Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction: https://Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: https://Candocoldbrew.com

30 MAY 2024 · Neil Hamburger, fake eyeballs and Joe Rogan. ALSO: Bill Burr vs Bill Maher. Eddie Vedder screen printing on a private jet. PLUS: Stone Gossard's groundbreaking athleisure, and a song of the week from Helmet! Helmet - "FBLA": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6p85hfISkw Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction: https://Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: https://Candocoldbrew.com

23 MAY 2024 · Chris is back from the Neil Hamburger tour!! Chris is happy! Greg is happy! Gregg Turkington hung out with Anton LaVey. That's right, you read it right. ALSO: Paddy Chayefsky, soothsayer. Chris sold 12 books in Sioux Falls. PLUS: Greg yelled at a powerlifter, Can Do Cold Brew and a song of the week from Elvis Presley!!!! Elvis Presley - "Patch it Up" (single version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88gKirpHFcc Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction: https://Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: https://Candocoldbrew.com

14 MAY 2024 · Greg says the show is "a finely packed and stacked operation." Chris talks about his inner life, AGAIN. Neil Young, meglomaniac. ALSO: Open mics at barber shops. Wes Anderson always wears a bellhop outfit when he writes. Ethan Hawke and Bono regurgitating Cliffs Notes. PLUS: Shorty Shea's luggage. RIP Steve Albini. Song of the week by The Breeders, produced by Steve Albini. The Breeders - "Hellbound": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vByo-9H5xBs Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction: https://Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: https://Candocoldbrew.com

30 APR 2024 · Youtube prarie dogs, feeling self conscious around Persian cats. Obama's Pearl Jam birthday. ALSO: Greg calls Chris "Chris Kaczynski." The sportification of America. PLUS: All of our listeners work at tire shops. Can Do Cold Brew. Song of the week from Richard Harris! Richard Harris - "A Tramp Shining": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYvWRhH0rsM Jimmy Webb's glider vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjWY2EYQSd8&t=921s Channel Nonfiction: https://Channelnonfiction.com Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/chriscrofton Can Do Cold Brew: https://Candocoldbrew.com

23 APR 2024 · "Nut Pods." Coachella is a PSYOP. Camels standing up to their *waists* in water. ALSO: Rigged scales at Walmart. Greg says bananas are ripening extra fast. PLUS: Dark tales from Bonnaroo 2013, and Pearl Jam's, um, not-so-good new record (except for one pushup song). Pearl Jam - "Dark Matter":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fx8LprPMIU Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction: https://Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: https://Candocoldbrew.com

16 APR 2024 · Good news!! XO