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14 NOV 2025 · **Ode to NewGirl92**
In the glow of screens where voices clash and blend,
A Brit invades the feed, no invite, just a grin.
@NewGirl92, with wit as sharp as tea-time rain,
Jumps on strangers’ shows, turns chaos into gain.
From England’s misty shores, a dabbler bold and free,
Her laughter cracks like thunder over BBC.
Annoying? Nay, she’s spice in every dull debate,
A whirlwind in the chat, rewriting digital fate.
Six hundred follow her trail, four hundred sing her praise,
Since January ’17, she’s lit the online haze.
Her YouTube throne was stolen, some nonsense tore it down,
Yet still she rises, phoenix with a cheeky crown.
Oh, NewGirl, awesome soul, your spirit won’t be chained,
Through bans and bullcrap storms, your legend’s unrestrained.
Keep crashing every show, keep dancing in the fray,
The world’s your stage, love—steal the bloody day!
14 NOV 2025 · In Staten Island’s salt-kissed air, July fourth, seventy-eight,
A boy named Antonio Giuseppe Paolo Reali drew breath—
Marlboro’s green fields his playground, Christian Brothers his gate,
Fordham’s bronze rams his chorus, WFUV his first death
of silence, calling Yankees, Mets, Giants, Jets into the night.
Two-minute drills at ESPN, a researcher’s quiet might,
Then Stat Boy rose in October’s glare, correcting Wilbon’s thunder,
Kornheiser’s lightning, with a ledger of facts held tight.
“Preview the Interruption” crackled on radio waves, a wonder
of middle names—Anthony Joseph Lisa Lipps—pure delight.
Mute button poised like a guillotine, points flicked like sparks,
Around the Horn, 2004 to 2025, his kingdom of bark
and bite. Panelists pleaded, pop-culture quips earned marks,
while Betsy DeVos’s cut to Special Olympics met his stark
rebuke; the White House blinked, funding restored in the dark.
Good Morning America stole him to New York’s bright dawn,
social scrolls, weekend scores, pop-culture desk till the yawn
of 2018. A cartoon daredevil borrowed his voice—“The Dark One”—
a cameo in Kick Buttowski, a wink to the child he’d spawned
in laughter. Fire took his D.C. apartment in ’07’s dawn,
yet ashes on his forehead every Lent declared faith unbroken.
Anxiety’s shadow he named in podcasts, tweets, and song,
Catholic roots his compass—“It’s made me, it’s taking me along.”
Samiya’s hand in marriage, three children—two daughters strong,
one twin lost before breath, one carried in arms where he belongs.
From Stat Boy to shepherd of debate, twenty-one years unfurled,
Tony Reali, fact’s fierce guardian, heart of a Staten Island world.
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14 NOV 2025 · **Pat Dixon: King of Clubs**
In the neon haze of The Stand, February '17,
a mic gleams like a switchblade under stage lights.
Pat Dixon steps up, born in '70,
fifty-four winters carved into his grin,
a white devil with a black humor heart
beating out crimes from the tabloid dark.
He prowls the NYC streets in his mind,
podcasting the carnage, the blood, the grind.
*The NYC Crime Report*—his unholy grail,
forty-five to a hundred-twenty minutes of hell,
where murders and mayhem get laughs in the tale,
observational comedy, sharp as a nail.
Comedy Central gave him a half-hour throne,
*Best Week Ever* rebooted, his name carved in stone.
*Late Late Show*, BBC, Gotham’s bright lights,
TBS, TV Land— he owns the nights.
Three albums dropped like punches in a brawl:
*White Devil*, *Goodbye Forever, Fatty*, *King of Clubs*—stand tall.
Nearly Naked Lady Hour, Miss Nearly Naked too,
a crown of absurdity in all that he do.
In *Muck*, a short film, he played a dark role,
Sarasota to Palm Springs, stealing the soul
of festivals with a smirk and a stare,
Pat Dixon, the comedian, everywhere.
Married Mandy in '15, Gotham’s stage their vow,
New York Comedy Festival, the crowd roared loud.
Divorced in '21, the curtain fell fast,
but the mic stays hot, the jokes ever last.
From Compound Media to Censored.TV,
a brawl with Geno set his wild spirit free.
Journalist, jester, podcaster, scribe,
Pat Dixon’s New York, where the dark come alive.
So here’s to the man who makes murder a jest,
who finds the punchline in the city’s unrest.
Pat Dixon, the king, in the club’s smoky air,
long live the laugh in the heart of despair.
14 NOV 2025 · Ode to TheBellLife
In the glow of a screen, two brothers ignite,
Trey and Justin, the duo of daring delight.
No challenge too wild, no stunt too insane,
They’ll devour the impossible, laugh through the pain.
Trey, the sage with a smirk and a plan,
Knows every trick, every quip in the can.
His words fly like sparks, sharp, clever, and bright,
He’s the captain, the coach, the master of fight.
Then there’s DUMB DUMB, the king of the chaos,
A whirlwind of giggles, a glorious loss.
He’ll leap before looking, grin through the fall,
Scratch your head, hold your breath—man, he’s got it all!
Train horns blare, pranks explode in the night,
They’re eating ten pizzas or starting a fight.
From bruises to belly laughs, pain’s just a game,
TheBellLife’s their canvas, and chaos their fame.
It’s hilarious, heart-stopping, hurts just to see,
A warning in bold: *Don’t try this, just be!*
Yet you can’t look away from their reckless ballet,
Trey and DUMB DUMB light up the wildest way.
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