1 MAR 2019 · What happens when the world's greatest spy decides NOT to accept his latest mission? Find out in MISSION: REJECTED! Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond/Cassandra Helsinki and Robert Killion as Security Guard/The Admiral. Created by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin A Porch Room production.

4 MAR 2019 · A South American dictator is trying to gain support in the United States...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Devin Plantamura as Parking Guy Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato John P. Dowgin as Joe the Plumber Jillian Ivey as Newscaster Connie Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl and Robert Killion as Security Guard/Newscaster Steve/The Admiral Created & Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang. https://missionrejected.com/101-transcript Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry. - https://freesound.org/people/Sandermotions/sounds/222497/ by Sandermotions, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - http://soundbible.com/2164-Steam-Train.html by Daniel Simon, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/cmusounddesign/sounds/95851/ by cmusounddesign, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - http://soundbible.com/2209-Muscle-Car.html by Daniel Simon, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - http://soundbible.com/1178-Tires-Squealing.html by Mike Koening, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - http://99sounds.org/radiophonic-atmospheres/ by Stuart Kilbride (http://redskylullaby.com/), used under license - https://freesound.org/people/toonothing/sounds/180929/ by toonothing, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150965/ by unchaz, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/Tomlija/sounds/100904/ by Tomlija, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/Maurice_J_K/sounds/347398/ by Maurice_J_K, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/flood-mix/sounds/413334/ by flood-mix, used under https://freesound.org/people/flood-mix/sounds/413334/

29 MAR 2019 · A New Jersey comic book convention is the target of a terrorist's money laundering plot...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Bob Killion as The Admiral/Jimmy Serafillio Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Angry Woman Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury Matt Lafargue as Victor Tyborg Jillian Ivey as Annie Willmont Katie Barlow as Angrier Woman Mylène Kerschner as Angriest Woman Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang. https://www.missionrejected.com/102-transcript Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry. - https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/403180/ by InspectorJ, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/juskiddink/sounds/98479/ by juskiddink, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/SmartWentCody/sounds/179011/ by SmartWentCody, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/Gogglecrab/sounds/241258/ by Gogglecrab, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - http://99sounds.org/radiophonic-atmospheres/ by Stuart Kilbride (http://redskylullaby.com/), used under license

12 APR 2019 · After the events of "The Con is On", Bowden and Gloria contemplate a film version of Lord Nero of the Planet Lesbos. This bonus scene was created for subscribers to our Patreon! If you want to hear additional great content like this, please donate at http://www.patreon.com/missionrejected Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief and Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. "http://99sounds.org/radiophonic-atmospheres/" sound effect by Stuart Kilbridge (http://redskylullaby.com/), used under license. https://www.missionrejected.com/102-bonus-transcript

26 APR 2019 · A shadowy cabal of cattle barons have developed an additive that makes beef addictive...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy/Cattle Baron Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin Music, mixing and editing by Pete Barry with additional live mixing by Karen Yang. https://www.missionrejected.com/103-transcript Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry. - http://99sounds.org/radiophonic-atmospheres/ by Stuart Kilbride (http://redskylullaby.com/), used under license - https://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/391026/ by felix.blume, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/Benboncan/sounds/58277/ by Beboncan, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/7by7/sounds/72848/ by 7by7, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/thatjeffcarter/sounds/106108/ by thatjeffcarter, used https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/leosalom/sounds/234288/ by leosalom, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/Iamgiorgio/sounds/371839/ by lamgiorgio, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/tambascot/sounds/196567/ by tambascot, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/Rocktopus/sounds/233413/ by Rocktopuss, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/kwahmah_02/sounds/261597/ by kwahmah_02, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/TheScarlettWitch89/sounds/415538/ by TheScarlettWitch89, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/Razzvio/sounds/79145/ by Razzvio, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/drmarkreuter/sounds/353626/ by drmarkreuter, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/352513/ by inspectorJ, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/BEDEEN/sounds/425046/ by BEDEEN, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/martinimeniscus/sounds/199385/ by martinimeniscus, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/

31 MAY 2019 · A corrupt financial firm is using a brilliant and paranoid mathematician to algorithmically manipulate international markets...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Music, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry https://www.missionrejected.com/104-transcript Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry. - https://freesound.org/people/reidedo/sounds/344446/ by reidedo, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/stomachache/sounds/157881/ by stomachache, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/Sheyvan/sounds/470127/ by Sheyvan, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - http://99sounds.org/radiophonic-atmospheres/ by Stuart Kilbrade (http://redskylullaby.com/), used under license - https://freesound.org/people/barkenov/sounds/328783/ by barkenov, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/352513/ by inspectorJ, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/RHumphries/sounds/980/ by Rhumphries, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/184947/ by qubodes, Snibbers and Cleetus, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

27 JUN 2019 · A top secret code known only to a long thought dead Navy SEAL has suddenly been broadcast from a hardware store in Orlando, Florida...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain Dave Serfass as Willfred Smails Leon Malloy as Mr. Hermenklemper Natty Leach as Shadowy Voice and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin. Music, lyrics, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry. https://www.missionrejected.com/105-transcript Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. - http://99sounds.org/radiophonic-atmospheres/ by Stuart Kilbride (http://redskylullaby.com/), used under license - https://freesound.org/people/benjaminharveydesign/sounds/350425/ by benjaminharveydesign, used under http://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X22-EXW0hOM by Richard Wagner, used under license from http://goo.gl/YmnOAx - https://freesound.org/people/FreeToUseSounds/sounds/402956/ by FreeToUseSounds, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/wjoojoo/sounds/376394/ by wjoojoo, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/pan14/sounds/334032/ by pan14, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/domiscz/sounds/461733/ by domiscz, used under http://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/humanoide9000/sounds/324588/ by humanoide9000, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/

26 JUL 2019 · A criminal informant will only hand over critical evidence to Special Agent Chet Phillips...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Bob Killion as The Admiral Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry with additional recording by Karen Yang. "Amazing Grace" (traditional), arranged and performed by Pete Barry. https://www.missionrejected.com/106-transcript Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry. - http://99sounds.org/radiophonic-atmospheres/ by http://redskylullaby.com/, used under license. - https://freesound.org/people/nigelcoop/sounds/73497/ by flood-mix, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/CGEffex/sounds/100771/ by CGEffex, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/nigelcoop/sounds/73497/ by nigelcoop, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/luffy/sounds/3536/ by luffy, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/Jedo/sounds/396549/ by Jedo, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/. - https://freesound.org/people/Tomlija/sounds/100904/ by Tomlija, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

30 AUG 2019 · A ruthless gang of sibling cybercriminals is selling off dangerous technology to the highest bidder, there's a mole in the Extraordinary Missions Force...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain Jeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothers Jill Ivey as Abbie Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Russian Hacker and The Admiral Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeis and John Dowgin Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry https://www.missionrejected.com/107-transcript Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. - http://99sounds.org/radiophonic-atmospheres/ by http://redskylullaby.com/, used under license. - https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_96253/sounds/351304/ by deleted_user_96253, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/Werra/sounds/232130/ by Werra, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/nebulasnails/sounds/405538/ by nebulasnails, used under https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/SmartWentCody/sounds/179011/ by SmartWendyCody, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/222372/ by qubodup, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - https://freesound.org/people/RHumphries/sounds/980/ by Rhumphires, used under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

4 SEP 2019 · It's hard being the mission voice. Ponderous. Freaking ponderous. THANK YOU for getting us over 10,000 downloads! As a way of saying thanks, we're putting out this bonus audio, usually reserved for our Patreon supporters. You can hear an additional bonus audio with every new episode, along with mission dossiers, behind-the-scenes access and more when you become a supporter. Join us at www.patreon.com/missionrejected Written by Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice https://www.missionrejected.com/107-bonus-transcript