29 APR 2025 · Are we already in the apocalypse? Langston and David chat with comedian, content creator, and rapper Patrick Cloud (Cloudy Arcade and Head of Content at All Def). They bring you chicken conspiracies, Nelly songs, and systematic issues when white-owned corporations target the Black community. Why isn’t the Popeyes lady, Diedre Henry, the CEO of Popeyes already? And is AI already plotting to kill us? They also haze Patrick with some voicemails about Black genetics and rubbing one out. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940 DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=enSee https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.