1 OCT 2024 · Did Black people used to be green? Langston and David talk with Alex English (Saturday Night Live) about this viral conspiracy theory. The words of Bobby Hemmit help guide the conversation of how Black people used to be Gods and how green skin falls into that thinking. What other powers did Black people sacrifice? Are Black people sexier green? Green colorism is visited, plus they visit the depths of TikTok and find a hotep hoopin' in a Burger King crown. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - https://www.unionstage.com/shows/my-momma-told-me-miracle-theatre/! DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - https://www.majesticdetroit.com/event/13772713/my-momma-told-me/ CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - https://thedentheatre.com/performances/2024/10/13/my-momma-told-me-podcast-the-den-theatre-comedy-club HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940 DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=enSee https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.