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Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as we review movies, debate movies and talk all things Hollywood. The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network has a variety of shows releasing every Sunday! Join...
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Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as we review movies, debate movies and talk all things Hollywood. The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network has a variety of shows releasing every Sunday! Join us on the original- CINEMA CRAPTACULUS as Steph, Dave & John take a hard look at the movies that are hard to look at! Go into THE EXPANDED UNIVERSE with John, Doc & Smoore as they chat all things Hollywood! Flip it to the B-SIDES for those rare streaming gems, the low budget movies with a heart of gold that Dave, Tara & Adam discover. Travel through the TERROR TUNNEL with Steph and her amazing guests as they cover all things horror. And join the discussion as JDH moderates THE REEL DEBATE where we do what movies are made for – debate them!
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4 AUG 2024 · Deadpool officially joins the MCU, and the Geeks talk about where it all started and how the Merc With A Mouth convinced his new frenemy Wolverine to join him for that superhero box office landing. Grab some chimichangas and wear your brown pants for the latest episode of Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.
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9 JUN 2024 · Steve Silverman from WORLD GONE GOOD joins Steph, John & Dave to find the good in the Netflix original ATLAS!
Big robots! AI Craziness! And the weight (and the future) of the world is all on J-Lo’s back! It’s the Netflix original, ATLAS! Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up!
When Atlas (played by J-Lo) was a kid, her mom created an AI Lifeform named Harlan (Simu Liu). Initially programmed to not hurt humans, something goes wrong and Harlan goes AI bat shit as AI is wont to do in the movies! Determined to kill all humans, AI turn on their masters and a war between man and machine begins! Cut to 28 years later, and for some reason, Simu has gone into hiding and Atlas has become an analyst who refuses to let any form of AI into her life, in charge of finding Simu. But General Banks (Sterling K. Brown) has a plan to take Rangers (people linked to AI Robots) and the war to Simu. Of course the fan hits the AI Powered crap, the plan goes side ways and it’s up to Atlas and an AI robot named Smith with whom she refuses to work to save the world.
https://worldgonegoodpodcast.com/
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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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20 MAY 2024 · Steph, John & Dave are on their best behavior as they go old school to welcome in a new Step Father! It’s 1987 and the saying “Father knows best” is not only said, it’s still believed. But in this movie, what father knows best, is deadly – kids, meet your new - STEP FATHER!
Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up! After murdering his family, Jerry (Played by LOST’s Terry O’Quinn) marries a recent widow and becomes the stepfather to 16 year old Stephanie. But Stephanie realizes something creepy is up with the new head of the family. When she starts digging into his past, the bodies pile up and she realizes that any man can be a father, but it takes a true psychopath to be the STEP FATHER!
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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
14 MAY 2024 · The Geeks do what they do best – geek out on the biggest and best TV shows and movies of the summer! From Furiosa to a furious Wolverine and everything in between, it’s a Geek free-for-all on the latest episode of Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.
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6 MAY 2024 · Tara, Adam and Dave road trip to 2 road houses to play nice, have drink and throwdown with Jake Gyllenhaal and Patrick Swayze!
Jake Gyllenhaal plays Ex-UFC fighter Dalton who takes a job as a bouncer at a Florida Keys road house, only to discover that this paradise is not all it seems.
This updated Roadhouse is directed by Doug Limen and premiered on Amazon Prime. And even though it didn’t premiere in theaters like the creators wanted, it did attract 50 million viewers in its first two weekends. Also starring in this barroom romp is Connor McGregor, Daniela Melchoir and Billy Magnussen
Plus a movie that PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED – especially the creators of the 2024 Road House remake, because it’s the original Road House! Patrick Swayze plays a renown(?) bouncer who takes a job as a bouncer at a Missouri road house only to discover that this small, southern town paradise is not all it seems!
Road House was released in 1989 and with Patrick Swayze, stars Sam Elliot and Kelly Lynch. It made a little over 61 million. What is your logline pitch for this
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Order Tara O’Brien’s book TIPS FOR YOUR LAST YEAR ON EARTH https://www.amazon.com/Tips-Your-Last-Year-Earth/dp/1839194529/ref=sr_1_3?crid=1Q4IHBTXW4IP2&keywords=tara+o%27brien&qid=1674061324&sprefix=tara+o%27brie%2Caps%2C137&sr=8-3:
Listen to Adam on Batsh!t https://open.spotify.com/show/2vzCG6MjcV1dgAfN3OwhVI?si=6cc3cdbdac01457c
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Every month, studios release big-budget features and for every one of those, there are a ton of lesser-known movies you just might love. Join Tara, Adam, & Dave, industry insiders clinging onto the lower rungs of the Hollywood ladder, as they compare a new release to an older, nearly forgotten movie. If you love the big-name, big-budget movies and the little-known movies that you think everybody must see, then you’ll want to get to know what People Also Watched…!
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People Also Watched theme written & performed by: Brian Ruppenkamp
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24 MAR 2024 · Steph, John & Dave dive into the past! This year is the 30th anniversary of the movies from… well if you’re doing the math at home or read the podcast title… 1994 – and we’ve chosen 5 of the biggest movies from that year to talk about their impact 30 years later. Talk to the hand if you don’t think it’s fly and all that, home skillet!! As if!
It’s 1994 you’re going through the newspaper, wondering what movie to see Friday night. You’ve got THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, a prison film that could make even a hardened criminal weep and long for the magic of friendship; PULP FICTION, which would not just change movie storytelling, but would raise the bar on soundtracks, INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE – Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise camping it up as vamps! “And they were ROOMMATES!”… THE CROW, the tragic last film of Brandon Lee as well as the blueprint for every emo story afterwards; and FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL, the multi-cast comedy that led us to Love Actually! Booooo! So check us out because we’re gonna Be Kind and Rewind this baby back to 1994!
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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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26 FEB 2024 · The Geeks make their picks for this year’s Academy Awards! Will it be a Barbenheimer or an Oppenbarbie kind of night? Or maybe it will be a night of American Fiction and everyone will feel like Poor Things. Join John HH, Doc, and Smoore for an Oscars Geek-Out as Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.
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4 FEB 2024 · Cinema Craptaculus presents: People Also Watched
Tara, Adam & Dave dive into an awards frenzy double feature with MAESTRO and a movie people also watched, the 70’s classic ALL THAT JAZZ
First up, it's the Netflix Original that could be called “OSCAR BID”! This limited theatrical release spent a month in theaters before moving to the Netflix Mothership! Directed by Bradley Cooper, and starring Bradley Cooper and Carey Mulligan, on its limited release Maestro made about ½ million dollars at the box office. But it has won an award already as one of AFI’s Movies of the Year.
Plus a movie that PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED…We’re going from a bio-pic featuring a troubled, creative genius to a semi-autobio-pic featuring a troubled, creative genius with a movie that people also watched – ALL THAT JAZZ! This classic was released on December 20, 1979 – exactly 24 years prior to Maestro landing on Netflix. Starring Roy Scheider, Jessica Lange and Ben Vereen, ALL THAT JAZZ was directed by Bob Fosse and made just over 37 million dollars at the box office. (PERSON) what’s your logline for this movie?
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Order Tara O’Brien’s book TIPS FOR YOUR LAST YEAR ON EARTH https://www.amazon.com/Tips-Your-Last-Year-Earth/dp/1839194529/ref=sr_1_3?crid=1Q4IHBTXW4IP2&keywords=tara+o%27brien&qid=1674061324&sprefix=tara+o%27brie%2Caps%2C137&sr=8-3:
Listen to Adam on Batsh!t https://open.spotify.com/show/2vzCG6MjcV1dgAfN3OwhVI?si=6cc3cdbdac01457c
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Every month, studios release big-budget features and for every one of those, there are a ton of lesser-known movies you just might love. Join Tara, Adam, & Dave, industry insiders clinging onto the lower rungs of the Hollywood ladder, as they compare a new release to an older, nearly forgotten movie. If you love the big-name, big-budget movies and the little-known movies that you think everybody must see, then you’ll want to get to know what People Also Watched…!
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People Also Watched theme written & performed by: Brian Ruppenkamp
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Follow us on twitter/insta @PeopleAlsoWatch
Follow Tara on twitter/insta @TarTarSauce1
Follow Dave on twitter/insta @SuperDaveAwesum
Follow Adam on Insta @UrJester
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28 JAN 2024 · Steve Silverman (World Gone Good, Drown Town) joins Steph, John & Dave but can he save them as they take on NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU!
There’s no dialogue, there’s no electricity and there’s no peace because NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU! That’s the name of the movie. No One Will Save You.
In this sci-fi, psychologoical thriller, Brynn (Kaitlyn Dever) is an anxious, homebody because of a mysterious event in her past that left her the town outcast. Now this lonely, stay-at-home woman finds herself in survival mode, facing off against an alien invasion in the style of Invasion of the Pod People. Armed with sheer grit and an unmatched will to survive, Brynn has to face this extraterrestrial onslaught while facing her past! And when comes to your past, the movie title truly holds up – NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU!
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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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24 DEC 2023 · This holiday season, Steph, Dave & John switch it up for Christmas! What happens when you cross Freaky Friday with Like Father Like Son and throw in Christmas just for shits and giggles. And don’t forget an extra helping of McG directing and you get the Netflix original - the simply titled FAMILY SWITCH!
FAMILY SWITCH is about the Walker Family as they switch bodies. The mother switches with the daughter, the son switches with the dad and the baby switches with the family dog! And it happens on the night before one of the most important days of everyone’s life – The mom (Jennifer Garner) is supposed to give a big pitch to a big client with a promotion on the line! The Daughter (Emma Myers) is supposed to play in the big soccer tournament with a scholarship on the line! The son (Brady Noon) is meeting with Yale to see if he can get into college a year or two before he graduates! And the Dad (Ed Helms) is going to play the..I don’t know…Christmas Festival? Or something for a chance to be on America’s Got Talent, I think? So the stage is set, the stakes are hight and, oh, did we mention it’s a Christmas movie as well? It’s FAMILY SWITCH!
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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as we review movies, debate movies and talk all things Hollywood. The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network has a variety of shows releasing every Sunday! Join...
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Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as we review movies, debate movies and talk all things Hollywood. The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network has a variety of shows releasing every Sunday! Join us on the original- CINEMA CRAPTACULUS as Steph, Dave & John take a hard look at the movies that are hard to look at! Go into THE EXPANDED UNIVERSE with John, Doc & Smoore as they chat all things Hollywood! Flip it to the B-SIDES for those rare streaming gems, the low budget movies with a heart of gold that Dave, Tara & Adam discover. Travel through the TERROR TUNNEL with Steph and her amazing guests as they cover all things horror. And join the discussion as JDH moderates THE REEL DEBATE where we do what movies are made for – debate them!
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