The Non-Prophets, Episode 21.36 airing Sunday, 08-28-2022 featuring Cynthia McDonald, August, Phoebe Rose and Cindy Plaza

We have fun with this episode as we explore the main theme of Jesus Pimpin’ Pimpin!

So let’s just jump right into it!

First up! We have a Sh!t Internet Apologists Say where a Missouri pastor says his congregation is poor, broke, and busted. Why does he say this? Well because they just won’t buy him a Movado watch! You know Kenneth Copeland knows his congregation loves him because of his quite large fleet of jets! Honestly, I was happy with my faux-mega watch I bought from a folding table one time…

Next up, we Step in the Right Direction because Virginia just approved Gender dysphoria care is now covered by disability law! This is a great move seeing that Virginia is a quantum political experiment existing in both conservative and liberal spaces and only breaks down when you try to observe it. Can this, will this be a model for other states to build up other laws? Only time, and your vote will say for sure!

Now, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FUTBOL! Oh wait, not NFL? Dang, and I was so hoping I got that sportsball reference right. Unfortunately, this is about Soccer (or what the rest of the world calls football) and the World Cup missing the GOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLL…. A gay man from Uatar is sounding the alarm about LGBT oppression and I am sure FIFA is going to handle this controversy with swift action and dignity to all as they are known to do right?

(crickets)…

damnit

Lastly, what goes around comes around. Remember how Texas (and a few other states) want to ban books that have questionable content that parents don’t want their children exposed to? Well it seems that a Florida activist was able to use their own policy against then and got Bibles pulled from school libraries. Some thing this is a great idea, others think this would still do harm, others think this is funny as hell. No mater where you stand on this issue, just know knowledge is power.

Now if you excuse me I need to put on my big purple velvet coat, lace up my platform shoes with goldfish residing in them, the shine up my pinkie rings because it’s time to head out into town and shout to the churches, “B!tch better have my tithing!” See you next week!


Segment 1: Shit Internet Apologist Say: Missouri pastor says congregation is ‘poor, broke, busted’ for not buying him a luxury Movado watch - Cynthia Leads

https://nbcnews.to/3BbnMC5

https://bit.ly/3KJjhSa

Segment 2: Step In the Right Direction: Gender dysphoria covered by disability law, court rules - August Leads

https://bit.ly/3QdHUHZ

Segment 3: Gay man from Qatar sounds alarm about coverage fo the World Cup and LGBT oppression - Phoebe Leads

https://bit.ly/3e9giX1

Segment 4: The Bible is among dozens of books removed from this Texas school district - Cindy P Leads

https://n.pr/3Ru5Zes

https://bit.ly/3RdNMCs

https://bit.ly/3elsUdU

https://bit.ly/3RfG4aS

Added: Texas posting poster ‘In god we trust’ in arabic

https://bit.ly/3RfG7n4


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